Big Chicken's Fly-By-Night Gold Mine

Of course we'll be here tomorrow. What's your problem? Don't you trust us? You must have problems trusting people. That's a pretty serious character flaw. Look, the math is simple. You give me fifty thousand dollars in cash or unassigned money orders, we invest that in the fully-operational non-existent gold mine located at the base of Mount Gullible, the accountant puts it in as a debit, not a credit, (although he'll need to change that with the journal entry later in the year, for tax season) so that the return on investment for you will be a guaranteed three hundred and fifty percent. Which means that you will get back seventeen million, five hundred thousand dollars next Tuesday for your investment that you are making here today. (That's $17,500,000.00) You can't go wrong with numbers like that. Here's my business card with the pay-as-you-go cell phone number and temporary email address. Thanks for the dough. See you back here next Tuesday. Don't be late.