Thursday, April 17, 2014

Yard Work

Listen, if my neighbor tells you that I just screamed like a girl and jumped two feet in the air when I saw a GIGANTIC spider on my citrus tree, he's lying.  I am a very big, very strong, very capable chicken, and therefore would never be scared of a giant, two-inch long, hairy spider  running (running) along the trunk of the tree within inches of my hands, but I can tell you that, on a totally unrelated note, I've decided, as of today, that I'll do no more yard work without gloves.  Just sayin'.

Your Big, Hulky,