Thursday, April 17, 2014

Yard Work

Listen, if my neighbor tells you that I just screamed like a girl and jumped two feet in the air when I saw a GIGANTIC spider on my citrus tree, he's lying.  I am a very big, very strong, very capable chicken, and therefore would never be scared of a giant, two-inch long, hairy spider  running (running) along the trunk of the tree within inches of my hands, but I can tell you that, on a totally unrelated note, I've decided, as of today, that I'll do no more yard work without gloves.  Just sayin'.

Your Big, Hulky,


  1. Yeah, yeah. I still remember when you saw that caterpillar on our Pima Pineapple Cactus. You freaked out! And you're a chicken - you're supposed to eat those things! Geez.

    1. I wasn't going to acknowledge your dig with a reply, but just for the record..shut up, you! We're on public access internet here, you can't just be going around telling everybirdy about that. Besides, it's not even true. That wasn't a caterpillar, it was a millipede, and if you don't have the wherewithal to be able to tell the difference between a creature that will one day metamorphose into a beautiful, delicate, flying insect (unless I eat it first) and one that's just plain creepy, then honestly, Kookyburra, you're not fit to be described as avian. Now, go cook me some dinner, woman.