It was brought to my attention sometime back that perhaps I should spend more time helping people. I guess that must have been five, maybe six, no, probably seven or eight years ago by now. Anyway, the time frame doesn't matter as much as the fact that I am finally considering doing that. I mean, one of the things that I did notice was that it seemed like the guys who helped people got the chicks. Not saying that I wouldn't help people out otherwise (I think my track record speaks for itself on this one), just that it seems like having pretty girls fawn all over me and tell me how sweet and nice I am for helping other people could be a big bonus. Actually, that one thing alone could make all of this helping people crap actually worthwhile. You know, I'm beginning to see now why people become philanderers, I mean, philanthropists...because it pays.
So, although I used to think that spending my precious time helping other people was a major waste of time, I think I've had a change of heart. (Please feel free to broadcast this heartfelt message to any and all of the cute, attractive, young college-aged ladies that you know.)
Your Newly Philanthropic (unless it means giving actual money),*
*I mean it.