Big Chicken here with some great news. First, today I interviewed a couple of candidates for the Chicken Ghost Writer position I have hitherto advertised on my blog, except they probably didn't realize I was interviewing them for the job and, actually, I'm not sure if they were even aware of the position. Or if they've ever read my blog. Okay, that was a lie. I know for a fact that they've never read my blog before today, because I told them about it and then muscled them on over to my computer, where I made them stare at Vista*- long enough to read some of the words I've "published" on this here screen. Yes, that's right, Readers, I can at times be a real brute. But, do you know what? Chicks dig that. Dreadlocks, too, which is why I had my hair done yesterday.** I'm seriously thinking about hiring these guys, though.
Second, today my very good chickie friend over at Who Knew? GeeZee (http://geezee-whoknew.blogspot.com/) made me this fancy-schmancy banner for z'blog. Check it - this thing rocks so hard.
Thank you AKGeeZee. What does this mean for you, feathery reader? That you, too, can learn how to make a fancy banner over at that blog, and AKGeeZee will show you how, maybe even using the banner made for yours truly as a demo. So, why don't ya'll flock on over there, and follow AKGeeZee for a little while, and get off my blog, 'cause all the traffic is fowling up the air here. (PS-AKGeeZee, can you help me with the size issue*** in the header? Thanks-Z'Very Big C)
**Real chickens don't have hair. They have feathers, wattles, and a comb. If they're lucky, and not featherless, wattle-less, and or destitute. And, as for the dreadlocks, be sure to check the Big Chicken Costume page for updates. No, I haven't posted that pic yet, but I will. So keep checking. This is your responsibility now. Don't make me say it again.
***Ladies-size is not, I repeat, NOT an issue. The problem is that I can't get it up. This banner thing. The image for the header. No, that's not true. I got it up, but the problem is that I can't get it to fit. I'M SERIOUS, YOU GUYS. Stop that. Look, I'll just tweak the settings or something.
*-I love Vista, and I don't care what anyone says. I am a strong, handsome, dashing, brute of a chicken, and I can openly say that I love my computer (a.k.a. my "notebook," though I am old school and still call it a laptop) and that I love Vista. More than I love life itself. Okay, that's an exaggeration, but I do enjoy working with Vista on my laptop notebook. So, take that, Smart People.
Which finally leads us to Big Chicken's Question of the Day:
Can anyone truly be funny on Monday? If you answered yes to that question, or you know someone who did, please email me for a chance to interview for the coveted position of Chicken Ghost Writer. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Your Soon-To-Be-Sipping-Tall-Glasses-Of-Cool-Cool-Milk-While-Some-Schmoe-Does-My-Work-For-Me,
Chicken
Tell my secretary to hold my calls. Both of them.
zbigchicken at gmail dot com
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