Listen, if my neighbor tells you that I just screamed like a girl and jumped two feet in the air when I saw a GIGANTIC spider on my citrus tree, he's lying. I am a very big, very strong, very capable chicken, and therefore would never be scared of a giant, two-inch long, hairy spider running (running) along the trunk of the tree within inches of my hands, but I can tell you that, on a totally unrelated note, I've decided, as of today, that I'll do no more yard work without gloves. Just sayin'.
Your Big, Hulky,
Chicken
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