This just in-
Page-views by Opera dominated the scene today at zbigchicken blogspot. I know, I am as shocked as you are, Dear Fluffy and Cute Viewer, but apparently, based on the "Stats," it is true. So very true. Opera really does exist.
In other news, the Flightless Yard Birds of America would like to advise the fictitious Eagle from the Day Before Yesterday that we are no longer just an unorganized band of wayward chickens, as we now have an Ostrich, (that's right, Eagle, an Ostrich) in our midst. So, back off, Eagle. Don't make me say it again, or my friend Ostrich here will be packin' you a big talon sandwich.** Don't mess with the Flightless Fowl of the Local 202, Eagle.
This is your big, flightless chicken, over-easy and out.
**This is not a threat, nor should it be construed as such. Rather, this is an "advisory" or a "public service announcement to eagles."*
*This, too, was a lie. Still is, but it "was" a lie then, too.
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