Ask Your Big Hunky Chicken

Good morning, and welcome to today's edition of Ask Your Big Hunky Chicken. (Yes, we changed the name to attract more ratings. More ratings and more chicks. Chicken groupies, we hope.)

Today's question is, "Should the Big Chicken use a taser?"

Probably not.

That's the end of our show today. Thanks for tuning in.

Your,
Digital C

*Today I will post actual content here in lieu of an asterisk-ed footnote. This is important stuff. Yesterday I talked with this guy about how I wanted to dress up like a big chicken, skate around the country, and make a movie about it. He laughed and said it's a great idea, and do it because he wants to see that movie, and it's really going to be a hit. Then the nice lady who was with him said hey, when the chicken is traveling in cold places, he's going to need snow boots and maybe he should have ice skates. Then the guy, who was still laughing, by the way, said is there going to be a big bad wolf? It's like, everyone's a critic, you know?

PS-FYI, your Big Hunky Digital Chicken may start playing around with adding pages to this blog because this here first page is looking like an elaborate ancient scroll. Which reminds me, would anyone like to host the big chicken website for free until the money starts rolling in?* This Big Hunky Chicken would be happy to let the world know the name of any business or individual who would be so kind as to help a chicken out, as well as pay them whenever the money starts rolling in. This could really work for the both of us.

zbigchicken at gmail dot com with a z before the b

*What do you mean it's already free? With Blogger? How wonderful! Thank you Google! Listen, about that last part, the part where I said I would pay for this space once the money starts rolling in? Listen, I'm just going to retract that part now, seeing as how this is free. (thx google blogger, u r the best)