You all may have noticed my greater-in-duration-than-usual absence from the blog here, and I must, for once, be honest. Here's the deal. I want to skate across the nation in a chicken suit, but I'm too scared to actually go out and ask people for all of the money it's going to take to fund my endeavor, so instead, I started a company doing what I already know how to do in my day-job, and it's been cutting into my writin' time.
However, rest assured, my good friends, that this little hiccup on the writing front is really in our best interest, because now I'm going to make a bazillion bucks doing this other stuff and then fund this here chicken-skate project , and then you'll all laugh your heads off as a result.
Thanks for your patience, and please feel free to poke around the blog in the meanwhile and catch up on all of the fowl offerings within.
I will, of course, be checking email and the comments on a semi-regular basis. (How's that for non-committal?)
Yer professional,
Chicken
It's ironic that your day-job is working in a rolling skating rink dressed up in a chicken costume. Since "a bizillion" is not a real number, I suppose you could reach that goal!
ReplyDeleteShut up, K! Look at you, you try to insult me, but you can't even spell bazillion...dork.
ReplyDeleteCould you cook me some dinner?