The Magic of Words

You know, they say to choose your words with care, and for this week's letter, I  couldn't agree more.

Dear zbigchicken,


I am having a hard time with my uncle, who is unable to speak without cussing.  I find it a deplorable trait in any human, but especially in a family member. Do you have any advice?


Sincerely,
Hoping to Overcome Practically Everything, For the Useful Lessons

Dear Hopeful,

Thanks for writing about your concern.  First, I would say to get off your poor old uncle's back, and then I would say to shut the hell up.

Your,
'Caustic to be Around' Chicken