More Nuggets of Wisdom From Yours Truly

Hello Everyone and welcome back to my blog.  I was just re-reading a post from the other day and realized that I promised to post here for all of you some more of my highly refined "Nuggets of Wisdom."  So, here goes:

1. Always watch out for where you step, especially when you are barefoot in the barnyard.   I cannot stress that enough.***

2. Get your homework done on time, and then buy mine that I have for sale right here http://zbigchicken.blogspot.com/2010/12/homework-for-sale.html You know what?  That one is probably more important than the other one, so make sure you do number two.

3. Flagrant fowls in any sporting event will simply not be tolerated.  Especially not waterfowls, which is undoubtedly a case of segregation, and I'm tired of it.  I mean, really, in this day and age....

4. Make sure you smile at peeps who smile at you, like this one anonymous comment-poster on my blog who left a heart-warming comment at the end of the now-famous Homework for Sale post from yesterday http://zbigchicken.blogspot.com/2010/12/homework-for-sale.html

and, finally, the one you've all been waiting for....that's right....number five in a series.....(drum roll please)....

5. Never, ever, ever, tell your blogspot about your website, because that is just asking for trouble. 

***Here, since it is very important, I will put it in bold italics, which will hopefully serve to stress the importance of this particular nugget. Always watch out for where you step, especially when you are barefoot in the barnyard. Hm, I am thinking that was probably overstated, and could therefore be construed as presumptuous, so I'll tone it down a little.

Here-------> Always watch out for where you step, especially when you are barefoot in the barnyard.

Ahhhh, that's better.

Oh, and BTW: Get your homework done on time, and then buy mine that I have for sale right here http://zbigchicken.blogspot.com/2010/12/homework-for-sale.html

Your,
Presumptuous Chicken
(Listen, I'm not trying to look presumptuous or cocky by typing in bold, italicized text, I am just unwilling to go change the font settings this late in the game.  Thanks, I knew you'd understand.)