Listen, I wasn't going to post anything here today because I am clearly, a very busy bird. However, my fan base depends on me (one of the responsibilities of being a fabulously famous and fetching bird), and so, it is with some regret that I, your host, put off those errands that I didn't really wanna be runnin' at lunchtime anyhow, to make more of these very very tasty blog entries to you. To all of you. I just thought of something funny. The short entries, I'm gonna call those "bloglets." Has that been done? I think I just thought of that. Let me Google it. Just a mo'.
Oooookay, someone out there has used it. This guy right here, AAMOF*** --------> http://bloglet.burntout.net/
Hey, someone left a comment on the other page that contained some pretty funny (though also very, very fowl) ideas regarding Big Chickens and Advertising. That can be found at the bottom o' the page here -----> http://zbigchicken.blogspot.com/2010/09/big-chickens-question-for-day.html
Going to run those errands now, which makes me,
Your,
Dashing Chicken
PS-Do you guys like these little thingers here? "---->" They just came in special order today and I'm trying to make use of them. Had really been hoping for whirlygigs, but this is all they had to offer for now, so I'm stuck wid'em. On an unrelated note, you may soon notice a marked increase in their use here on this blog.
Does anyone know how to kick the common cold? Thank you.
And one more thing! For any of you who have not yet seen the fancy little moving picture film digital thingie my one "friend" made, be sure to check that out here -----> at the First Ever Film Clip for Chicken http://zbigchicken.blogspot.com/2010/09/first-ever-film-clip-for-chicken.html And if you send it 'round to all your friends we can soon take this show on the road and make that feature-length movie you've all been waiting for.
***Today's asterisked comment is for the acronym AAMOF, which, as any fool would know, stands for "As A Matter Of Fact." Which really stems from yet another case of Gross Mis-Capitalization. Just remember. You heard it here first.*
*Technically, you read it. So stop nit-picking, and get off my back.
Thanks for stopping by and come back again real soon. Love, Your Chicken
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I'd like to make a comment. I was reading your competitor's blog, Chicken Nuggets, which, by the way, is more creative than "Bloglets," and I came away with a state of insight and satisfaction that I just don't seem to be getting from your blog, Big Chicken.
ReplyDeleteI have taken the time to carefully craft a document containing the character flaws you have which I think annoy the most people. I have tried to leave off the flaws that only annoy some people, or only annoy me, or annoy the wrong people, or annoy a great majority of people, but in a way that they shouldn't. It's very scientific.
Where was I? Oh yes, the document. I'm going to attach it right... Hey! How did you find me? Stop pecking at my eyes! You're not an actual chicken - you're just dressed up as one! Here, I'll pull off your costume... Oh Geez! You've replaced your human parts with chicken parts! Oh, this is horrible! What are you doing with that gizzard??? You've gone too far! GAH!
I thought I knew you, Miss Capitalization! How could you do this to me? Lies, lies, they're all blatant, disgusting lies. Don't believe a word that she says, Viewers. She's just mad because she didn't make it through the thorough and highly competitive screening process to be a Big Chicken Assistant. And, by the way, "Miss" C, when did you learn how to read? Huh?
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