Friends, Chickens,
I need your support. Our nation is facing difficult times (could I get an intern in here?).
Taxes are too high!
(Where's that intern?)
The gap between the rich and the poor is growing.
(Oh, hey bab-, I mean "intern." Could you grab me, I mean, us, some dinner? Thanks. No, I don't care....anything is fine. Yep..thanks. Gotta go, speakin' to the nation here. Where was I? Oh, that's right-)
Taxes are too high!
The gap between the rich and the poor is growing, at an alarming rate! But I, my fellow, hard-working Americans, have a plan and a promise to you that I have no intention to keep. That's right, folks, I am here to say to you now that I am going to solve these difficult problems by sending you tax refunds. All of it. Every penny you paid in, I will have my staff send back to you.*
*Is it okay to lie about what I'm planning to do in office? Do people generally put footnotes within the text? Where's my intern?
Remember! Vote for me!
The very big C
(and bring me some dinner...)
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