It's been almost a year since this wacky chicken was born, and so, to celebrate the One Year Anniversary of Zbigchicken's blogspot, we're going to do some special stuff - probably something to do with commitment to a course of action or some such thing - so stay tuned!
In the meanwhile, this is zbigchicken's brother, Bob, saying, "Don't ever let your crazy girlfriend break both of your pinkies, because pecking out messages with a prosthetic beak is nigh on impossible." So, way to go, Kookaburra. Are you happy now? You know my brother's only problem, don't you? It's loving you, you stupid, big-billed, bird-brain. Why don't you go back to the funny farm, eh?
Home of the Worst Relationship Advice on the Planet.
Dear Bob,
ReplyDeleteDo you remember that night I drugged you, then took all sorts of compromising photos of you, and blackmailed you to do my bidding with the agreement that I wouldn't send the photos to your wife, or your job, or your barbershop quartet group?
You don't? That's right, it hasn't happened yet.
-Kookaburra
PS - while your brother is recovering from his unfortunate accident, why don't you come over tonight for some wine (: