Hey. So I was thinking about getting some ink done, 'cept the needles scare me, so I've thought about it long and hard and decided to go with henna.* That way, the chicks can dig me, plus then I won't have to look silly as I age. Can you imagine how silly sagging ink would look in a chicken suit? Yeah, the indignity of that would be just appalling.
Your ennobled chicken.
*This looks like a chicken word. Get it? Hen-na? Ah ha, ah ha, ah haaaaaaaaaa
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