Social Media

Know what I think would be neat?  Anti-social media.  I think that it would be cool to have my own anti-social media site, and then when peeps go visit it and view profiles and so forth, they could have neat buttons to choose from that would be similar to "like," but would be more like "hate."  That way, you could get a pretty good idea of who your enemies are right from the start.

Oh, hey, speaking of social media, you may have noticed that I am now one of your peeps on Facebook.  That's right, readers, chicken that I am, I still managed to find it within myself to go put myself out there on the FB platform for everyone to see.  Here is what I wrote in my first "Personal Interests" statement.  I hope they don't have any rules about honesty on there.

"Roller skating.  Chicks.  Oh, also roller-blading. Hm, what else?  Making people laugh.  Bugs.  Glycogen and other molecules...Just kidding, Ladies!  I don't really like algebra or science, man, those subjects are for geeks!  hahaha  (ok, in all honesty, really, I do like them, I was just scared you would think I was a geek [chicken-suit aside], and I don't know yet if I want to be honest here in this, my first "Personal Interests" statement on Facebook, or if I should start out by lying about what it is I like in order to try to impress the chicks.  Now I'm confused.  Doggone it, why is it that trying to be honest always turns into some sort of a dilemma?  At times like these, I just have to ask myself, "Is it really worth it?")"

Your,
Big, Lying Chicken