Today's Travelin' Update

Hello Fluffy Viewers and Welcome Back to Big Chicken's First Annual Southern Migration.

For those of you with short memory spans who already don't remember, I am your host, Big Chicken. Today's message is brought to you from a coffee shop in Cle Elum, Washington. FYI, readers, I have fresh material that I laid out during the ferry ride from Juneau, Alaska, back down to the lower forty-eight but, truth be told, for once, I need to get back on the road while I have still have me some daylight, because this chicken does not like to travel at night. Actually, I do. I just have this problem with lying, and I can't seem to stop. So, I write fiction. Oh, heyyy, one of my very smart friends (nothing against those other ones) sent me this:

http://www.adn.com/2010/09/14/1453994/unalaska-police-blotter-assault.html

It's a short read about an assault with a raw egg.  I guess that crimes like this one are apparently sweeping the nation.  Probably brought about by all those chicks who are so jealous of my wit and style.  Anyhoo, I have some very funny stuff to type up for you all that includes an interview with the Town of Chicken, Alaska, and an update about the government pen that I stole, as well as pics of some neat little eggy bird drawings made by yer pal, the Big Chicken (that would be me, and by the way, I wish that I didn't have to keep reminding you) but the drawings are for a neat new worldwide treasure-hunting activity that this one lady on the boat told me about called geo-caching.   I still need to look it up and learn how to do it, but am planning to get in the game.  After all, life is short.  And the race is on.