Big Chicken here with Solicitation Number SCR-EGG00001 for Construction Specifications & Modification to Existing Chicken.
The right bidder for this project should be able to provide the chicken with blueprints and other plans showing the current design of chicken. In addition, the chosen contractor should be able to efficiently evaluate current design flaws of chicken, and address those issues with a Plan of Action report that should include a properly capitalized Table of Contents as well as a phony Bibliography.
The due date for proposals is Thursday, September the somethingth, 2010. Method of delivery should be via the "Comments" option on this here blog, which means that you cannot attach any files, but you can promise me that you will provide all of the necessary items requested here, and please also assure me that you can do the job, and then we can talk about it some and hash out the rest of the details.
Your Tattoo-Gettin' Chicken**
(Don't worry, Ma, it'll be a "tasteful" one)
**Yep. Foreshadow-in'
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