Bed Bugs

Listen, I know this bed bug epidemic may be a real inconvenience for you, but for me and my friends, it just really means more food.

Honestly, I must admit that I have never eaten a bed bug, yet, so I don't know if it would be delightful or great food. However, since my rule on food is simple ("If it's a bug, try it at least one time"), I expect I'll be trying one at some point in time, seeing as how this does happen to be a bumper year.

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