Great News, Everyone...we have now had over 10,000 views of the blog! I must say that this is an exciting day for chickens everywhere. Why, before you know it, my associates and our merry band of revelers and chicken-skaters will be placed in positions of imaginary power throughout this our great land, nay (though our audience isn't typically equine), the world. That's right. Calling all chickens, calling chickens everywhere, this is your chance to be a part of the new American Dream. That dream used to consist of security and stability and so forth, but now we're just going to shake things up a bit, go out on a limb, and shake our tailfeathers. Are you with me?!
Who's with me?!
Anyone?
Helloooooooo. Anyone out there?
Oh, for crying out loud, did you guys go to sleep or something? I just made an absolutely riveting speech about a pivotal point in chicken history, and what do you guys do, you go to sleep. Fine bunch of feathered friends you are. Sheesh.
Hey, stop hogging the covers.
Your "Pi in the Sky,"
Chicken
Over 'n out.
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